Specific Foods from Specific Brands Fix Health Issues?
Really? Could these specific foods from specific brands fix health issues? I found a little humor in the following list aligning certain brands of popular food items with particular health benefits. It was stuffed in one of those little poetry books from Salesian Missions that my parents always received in the mail. Going through my mom’s stuff I saw the book and opened it for a quick look to see if it would be beneficial to give to anyone, and there they were! … 5 sheets of Notes From Millie!
Here’s the list:
- Inhaling a whiff of McCormick pure vanilla extract temporarily fixes erectile dysfunction
- Drinking Welch’s Grape Juice lowers cholesterol
- Drinking Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice really does cure urinary tract infections
- Relieve a migraine with Dole pineapple chunks
- Heinz Baked Beans help lower risk of heart disease
- Stop eating all sweets to help lower b.p. except Dark Hershey Bars
- Soothe psoriasis with Chicken of the Sea Chunk White Albacore Tuna in water
- Slash your Cholesterol with Heinz ACV, daily in a glass of water or juice does it
- Hershey’s Dark Chocolate really works – Reduce B.P.
- Arthritis – relieve joint pain by mixing Certo Fruit Pectin with Welch’s Grape Juice. Contains the powerful antioxidant resveratrol and pectin monitors fluid flow
I have some questions… Do all of these brands have a common parent company? Is there a certain ingredient in these mentioned brands that their counterparts don’t have? Where did Millie get this list!?!
I did some searching online to see if there were connections among these brands and did not find any. The mystery deepens. I have not done any ingredient label checking research on this YET, but I am curious about what these mentioned brands may have that others may not. So, I may have a longer than usual grocery store trip coming up! In the meantime, I guess if anything above ails you, you could try these specific foods from specific brands to see if they help you! Or try another brand and see what happens!